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26

May

“House on Mango Street” Vignette

The book about the fruit street house wasn’t long. It was tough though, it took a long time to be finished, like chewing gristle from a steak bone.Its words were confused and foreign, yellow and purple, like a fruity salad. My sister and before have had to read it, it sleeps on a shelf until we stir it. It never changes, never ages while we move on with our lives.

I did not want to spend my hot stewing days on the fruit street house book. Nobody cares. So I sat blistering-inside- and read about the girl with a watery name and her caterpillar life, her gripes and glass decisions. I understood, her anger and fear. Her life made you sad likea dying fish. I understood what they want me to think about the book, but I didn’t feel likeplaying the poetry game, forcing false tears, writing salty words. I did not like the fruit street house book, and it chewed away my hours like a termite to an ancient house.

25

May

But guys. They dressed Reid up as the Fourth Doctor. But…guys!

But guys. They dressed Reid up as the Fourth Doctor. But…guys!

(Source: fuckingprettyboy)

Zooey Deschanel:
Is that rain?
Siri:
What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel:
Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri:
...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel:
Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri:
Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel:
Remind me to clean up.
Siri:
Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel:
Tomorrow.
Siri:
I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel:
Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri:
I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel:
Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri:
I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel:
*dances*
Siri:
Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

22

May

There is a fine line between blue eyeshadow and clown makeup.

21

May

If a cockroach and a mouse can find love in this crazy city, than dammit, so can I.

20

May

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